The porcelain god

I had a moment this morning where I thought I was dreaming. No, I haven’t won the lottery, I am not having quadruplets, and my home was not miraculously cleaned by little elves over night (that would be pretty sweet though). Quite simply I was using the restroom-in our new bathroom-on our new toilet-THAT ACTUALLY WORKS! Ahhhh…the simple pleasures in life.